I Hate Blogs
This may sound strange from someone who is quite clearly writing a blog as evidenced by the fact that you are now reading it, but I really hate blogs. I literally hate everything about them.. They are quite possibly the most useless thing that has every come out of anything. They don’t spread information because they’re about as reliable as locker room whispers, no wait probably less so. All they do is feed some asshole’s big ego. Blogs are like feminist poetry readings.
Does anyone really like listening to feminist poetry? It’s all whiny drivel by people who don’t care a bit about quality because they say they are just writing for themselves but then feel compelled to share it with other people. There is nothing that can make you want to kill yourself more than a feminist poetry reading. Don’t get me wrong or anything. I’m not saying poetry by women is all bad. I’m just saying that when it’s good, it’s just called poetry. If somebody calls what they do ‘feminist poetry‘ it is, by definition, bad.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, blogs… I really hate them and anyone who has anything to do with them. Don’t these fat lazy slobs have anything better to do with their lives than sit and write crap nobody worth caring about wants to read and then posting it on the Internet? Yes,l I realize that I am included since I am sitting here writing a blog. I could be laying over there next to my girlfriend. I told her I would come to bed like 2 hours ago when she begged me to. I said that I just had to finish writing another thousand words or so on my NaNoWriMo novel and then I’d be straight to bed. Well, those words are written and, for some reason, I decided to go make a blog instead of coming to bed which is what I should have done in the first place.
Oh, and you know what else I hate about blogs? Every fucking body has one. Look at the name I had to choose for my user name. Dispeopler! You know how I chose it? It was easy. It was the only fucking word left in the English language that wasn’t already taken by somebody else. I used the random word generator and just kept generating new words and trying them as user names until one of them wasn’t taken. What the hell is a ‘dispeopler’ anyway? I looked it up. It is something that dispopulates. What the hell does that mean? My user name is a word so obscure that the definition itself is too obscure to understand.
Well, anyway, welcome to my blog. I’m going to try to post something here every day for no good reason when I should be doing other more productive things. Actually, I’m imagining I’ll mainly post from work, so maybe I won’t have any more productive things to do. I don’t know what the blog is going to be about. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see. I’m excited to find out though. I imagine it will probably have at least something to do with Korea because I live here, music because I’m a musician and music fan, probably writing, philosophy, doubtless some reviews of various things. There’ll probably end up being stuff about software development and learning languages here as well eventually if it keeps going.
Alright well, that’s it, then. My first blog post is now over.
Tags: blogs, feminist poetry